Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
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He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
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hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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