i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
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Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
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Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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