I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
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i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
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I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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