I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
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I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
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When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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