i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
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Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
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I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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