somebody snuck up and got me drunk
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
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I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
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My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
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