There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
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the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
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I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
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