but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
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We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
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You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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