Nicole vs. Life
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
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Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
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I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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