I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
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Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
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My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
So vagazzling was a success
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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