I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
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the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
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For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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