I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
of course. lets lasso hookers.
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There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
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happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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