I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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