Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
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Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
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he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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