So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
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Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
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So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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