so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
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I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
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The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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