At least make sure they are 18
Why
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
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when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
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Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
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