At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
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which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
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Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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