who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
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This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
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Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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