never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
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getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
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I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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