Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
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Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
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Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
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