she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
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I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
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When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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