I want to stick my p in your. b.
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
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i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
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It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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