Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
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Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
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By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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