i don't like sucking hair
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
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I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
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I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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