yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
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I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
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When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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