If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
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Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
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I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
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God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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