dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
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Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
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I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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