Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
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I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
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I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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