So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
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Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
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Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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