We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
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Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
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I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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