SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I've blown a few things in my day
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
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He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
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i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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