I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
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Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
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Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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