So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
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She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
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Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
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I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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