You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
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the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
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Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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