It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
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i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
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I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
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