You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
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Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
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When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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