We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
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Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
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I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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