the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
This is the prime rib incident all over again
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When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
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You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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