I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
Just cropdusted the office
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
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She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
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He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
And then he peed in my hair
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