ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
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of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
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Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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