That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
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Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
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NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
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