If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
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She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
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We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
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