you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
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if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
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My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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