there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
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He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
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Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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