Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
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Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
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I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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