dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
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She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
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my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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