It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
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The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
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Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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