Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
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my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
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my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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