Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
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making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
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I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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